Chaira

A short gorgeous girl who is over possessive towards the love of her life.

She is a Chaira.

by BDJ153 January 25, 2021

chair

noun: a platform for sitting on. Usually consists of hard, sturdy legs and a cushioned platform with lumbar support.

verb: To use a chair (see above) to deliver a beating or severely hurt someone. Usually, threats involving chairs are used by wannabe gangsters as a means to intimidate others.

noun:
What a comfy chair...I could play CS on this all day...

verb:
1: What the **** are you looking at?
2: (begins explaining that he means no harm, tries to calm (1) down)
1: SHUT UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA!
2: Ok.
1: NAH, SHUT THE **** UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA RIGHT NOW!

by MrKapper June 30, 2007

Chairdom

To have god given right to a particular chair.

Cynthia i have chairdom, sit on the floor

by Phillip Epstein November 17, 2004

chair hips

The wide hips caused by hours of work in a chair. Generally found on female secretaries and data entry workers.

The new secretary glared at herself in the mirror and commented, "Stupid chair hips, I need to work harder to keep my ass in shape."
As she walked back to her chair her male coworkers gaze followed her rear.
"Damn, she's got a nice ass...I hope she doesn't get a flat ass from chair hips," one remarked.
"Yeah, or get scared and work out so much she doesn't have an ass," rejoined the other, as they turned back to their fantasy baseball stats.

by Nicholas R July 2, 2007

Claire

Amazing Artist, Worth millions, Creator of minions and elementary envelopes that scare away the mail man, twin of Shaina, sneaky and conniving. Reads minds, bracelet maker, disapproves of the usage of drugs and alcohol and SEX. Will be the first artist, twin president. Thoughtful, blonde, and a party animal. Doesnt buy people dinner before sleeping with them. Secretly buys drugs, but does not use them. Got married in vegas one time. Loves bugs life, and finding nemo. Also, encourages gay marriages. Claire is GOING to be the best person ever.

"Man Emylee, did you see that girl?"
"Yeah Marissa, She was Definitely a CLAIRE."
"I want one."
"Don't worry, she will send you a minion in the mail."

Thats whats GOING on.

by The TRUth Speaka December 11, 2011

Claire

A brown haired girl with hazel eyes. She loves dance especially ballet. She isn't to good at sports but still has many friends..she loves each an everyone of her friends and loves her family. She has a love for big places like the city but definitely needs her personal space. She likes outdoors when the the weather is right. Boys love her but also as a good friend she loves good music, country normally calms her down. Likes historical movies shows and books as well as modern. She is very bright and but doesn't show that much in school. She is beautiful on the inside and out with pretty features whitch she does not believe she has. she also has a kind heart.

"Man, I wish I was a Claire"

by Someonewrotethis February 7, 2013

Claire

A girl who is absolutely perfect in every single way. Everyone loves her so much that they ignore her. But she knows that they all love her. She definitely didn't write this definition herself.

Claire: Hi everyone, you don't have to tell me how perfect I am! I already know!
Everyone else: Ok we won't
Claire: I love you too!

by clairybear38 January 16, 2013