Chinese MBA Students

A category of students from mainland China that undertakes a MBA course in Europe, United States or Canada. This people usually do not integrate with other fellow students, don't share their knowledge and don't participate. They are specialists in copying the work and organizing parallel activities, where the non-chinese are never invited. They have excellent marks, but don't expect any help or possibility for good professional networking. Chinese MBA students are fantastic in the West to re-define our assumptions and all positive prejudice we had from such a prosperous society. There are no doubts that China would be in a even better shape if their future, high-potential international managers were not so egoists.

"You will certainly understand what I just wrote if you came accross a MBA program"

by Ciro April 18, 2005

chinese angry dragoned

Like a normal angry dragonbut you throw your genetal hair in the persons face. This resembles Chinese dragons.

Yeah I chinese angry dragoned her.

by Fool456 February 4, 2010

chinese chicken choker

when one uses chopsticks to jack off

“his dick was so small he was a chinese chicken choker”

“bryce is a chinese chicken choker”

by gettingfriskey June 17, 2018

get all chinese on it

1) When eating any meat product that has bones in it, proceed to clean off all remaining meat until the bone shines like a brand new quarter.

A)Hey... are you going to finish those chicken wings?
B) What do you mean? There's nothing left on it.
A) Hold up, I'm gonna get all Chinese on it.
(proceeds to suck off any cartilage and marrow until only the bone remains )

by Hao Long April 24, 2010

Chinese tug of war

A game where two men grab a hold of eachothers wangs and pull until one of them quits.

I just lost a game of Chinese tug of war, now my junk hurts.

by econobeing July 22, 2004

Chinese chili dog

The act of shitting on a Chinese woman's chest and proceeding to titty fuck her.

I totally gave that girl a Chinese chili dog.

by Patrick Hillcrest December 1, 2009

Chinese Bake-Away

The act and decision-making process of ordering a Chinese (and to a lesser extent less monosodium glutamate laden) take-away while baked (stoned). Motivated by inability to cook and a lack of ready consumables, those initiating a bake-away must overcome several major hurdles:

1)Finding a menu while munted
2)Deciding on a finite (as opposed to infinite) number of foodstuffs.
3)Gathering together keys and cash to facilitate transaction
4)Maintaining both by telephone and face-to-face with delivery person, despite awareness that your reality is not that of the world

The bake-away process usually takes one to two hours from start to finish. Spoils are normally eaten out of container resting on nearest available surface or floor.

A summer's day. Two gentlemen and a lady are reclining in the sun's rays. The lady pick up the receiver.
Lady: Mexican accent. "I would like to order a Chinese bake-away ... no, take-away". Giggles. "A baker's dozen of your finest ribs..."

by Faulkling September 8, 2008