bag cheese

Same as asscheese except frontal. Can include both the unwashing of the sexual parts after sex, or simply non washing of the area for an extended period of time.

when you scratch or touch down there and its creamy feeling, then you have bag cheese.

by Digitalcanuck June 30, 2006

bacheloroni & cheese

a bachelor food: the combination of macaroni & cheese with any other food, most commonly a condiment.

macaroni & cheese + salsa = bacheloroni & cheese

by Will Nelson January 11, 2008

flappity cheeks

a sound that comes from an older person as they pass gas and air rushes out of their anus and between their soft, dough-like buttocks. can also make a flippity flappity sound.

grandkid 1: man! grandma farted!! did you smell it?

grandkid 2: i didn't just smell it, i felt it! i was sitting right next to her when she did it! i felt those flappity cheeks vibrate through the couch!

grandkid 1: then she just glared at everybody and said what the hell are you little bastards looking at? she didn't even care!

grandkid 2: i know!! i love grandma!!!

grandkid 1: let's give her some beans maybe she'll do it again! then we can record the sound coming out of her!

by negro jones strikes again December 9, 2008

blow cheese

the crusty part at the end of the tip of spray cheese in a can.

Erin you eat the blow cheese it tastes like crap!
Sure, it tastes just like mom made!

by Lezs February 20, 2009

Fruhmuhnda Cheese

Fruhmuhnda Cheese is the accumulation of pure griminess(90% sweat and an equal part left over poop residue) in the area spanning from the back side of your ball sack,all the way to your butthole! This area is commonly known as the DMZ,Bonch,Taint,Gooch,etc! Fruhmuhnda Cheese can be found in both males and females alike,but looks and smells 10x worse in females because of all the juices that flow as well as the folds that keep it all in!!

James: Yo Flip,dude.......we've been on this OP for at least 13 hours now and theres no end to it in sight so youre just going to have to hang tight!

Flip:Bro,not only am I about to literally shit my pants,but I havent showered in over a week and my Fruhmuhnda Cheese is OUT OF CONTROL and smells so bad that even the Iraqi's are starting to look at me funny! And Im starting to get so chaffed that Im on the verge of not being able to walk!

James:Dude,Im so sorry,but duty calls and were not comin off this rooftop! Go poop in the corner,I got your six!

James: FRUH....

Flip: MUHN...

James: DUH.....

Flip: CHEEEEEEZ!!

by James and Flip-Flip October 16, 2010

gouda cheese

Not a badda cheese, but a gouda one.

Damn that's some gouda cheese

by dahnjor November 4, 2013

penis cheeks

1. The flaps of skin on either side of the slit of a penis

2. The chunks of skin on the head of a penis on the right or left of the opening of the urethra

John: "Dude Katie flicked her tongue inside of my penis cheeks when she gave me head last week!"

by Ejackson11 April 19, 2018