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Chair

Not a cookie, do not eat it, it tastes bad. ew.
someone, probably: I HATE A FUCKING CHAIR AND MAN IT'S NOTHING LIKE A COOKIE
someone else: How did you eat a chair.
by chair eater March 4, 2022
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Screwing A Chair

Unscrewing or screwing a chairs adjuster knob.
Unscrewing a Chair
by Bobman3400 May 5, 2011
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Trophy chair

A chair that becomes broken due to having sex on it.
Welp, that chair can't be used anymore.. but you don't want to throw it away. It becomes a trophy chair.
by Thatgirl528 July 31, 2025
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fast chair

when you be fuckin sum bich in a library and dip the fuk out after u nut and sit on a chair with a book and act like nothing happened
by DenewProfit May 6, 2018
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chairing

he's always chairing a rock
by morting March 17, 2025
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White Collar Chair Shot

When you are hurt, badly and suddenly, from somebody at work, like a wrestler receiving a surprise chair shot and being knocked out.
Franch: Did you ever get the green light on that car file.

Phildo: Nah, this coworker gave me a White Collar Chair Shot in a meeting with them, said I am irresponsible and undercut my pricing right there in front of me! Said my department wasnt run well, too.

Franch: Damn, thought you were close with that coworker.

Phildo: Me too. She just blew me up, turned heel, then just left the room like nothing happened. I was totally shocked!

Franch: Takes years to recover from White Collar Chair Shots, like a 5 year White Collar Ginger.
by Mike109999 August 2, 2025
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