invisible chair

A person everyone in class, who's existence is ignored. They are usually the last person to be picked into groups (often the teacher choses groups for them). They may be gone for days without being noticed, often sit in the lunch table by themselves and sit in the corner of the class. They are often the most nice people with the most interesting stories to share and its a shame they are often ignored. Invisible chairs are not losers, they just enjoy the company of themselves.
Teacher: Class, Mel doesn't have a group
Class: Who's Mel?
Mel: I'm just an invisible chair
by LoreaFendiDiamond April 05, 2014
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Chair Tip

Often used by couriers or pizza delivery drivers when the customer pays with exact change or decides not to tip. At which point you steal a chair from their lawn without alerting them and throwing it in your vehicle and driving away. This usually happens with really nice houses and in rich neighborhoods...which makes the chair tip a much more satisfying option.
On that last delivery, they paid me in quarters to the cent...so I took a chair tip FTW
by Kylosis October 26, 2010
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yawn chair

An extremely comfortable chair such that when one sits in it one falls asleep.
Sorry... I didn't mean to dose off there. This chair is just too damn comfortable. I either need to stop drinking so much or you've got yourself a first rate yawn chair.
by originofscience July 10, 2011
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Chair god

It is a lot of chairs balancing off eachother and not falling off
Lets build the chair god at break
by Kaddle April 30, 2021
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Chair Stream

A livestream in which the streamer spends a lot of time away from the broadcast, leaving an empty chair and perhaps some plagiarized video to entertain the audience.
Andy’s been on the toilet for the past half hour as the video he’s “reacting” to keeps playing! Is this chair stream even legal?
by Sitbear April 02, 2024
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Manou chair

Has a VERY small dick, and does the sexy Chewbacca all the time with his dad.
by J’aime les fesses March 17, 2019
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Dirty Chair Simulator

When your pain-in-the-ass-o-meter fills up and you get relentlessly pounded in the ass by your sister's massive horse cock
Lucas totally got dirty chair simulatored last night, poor guy.
by MidgetRoyale October 08, 2021
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