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Red chair

Hey let me masterbate in that red chair
by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021
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pod chair

*passed out girl on floor* “you fucking pod chair”
by aktitties October 30, 2017
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spin the big chair

To spend late evenings in a cosy cafe or coffeehouse with ambient music--notably adult alternative music. From the lyrics of Snow Patrol's 2007 song "Shut Your Eyes," a tune that epitomizes the mellow, late-night vibe.
On Monday night I often 'spin the big chair' at a local cybercafe.
by sidtierney October 21, 2009
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The Wine Chair

The chair in your home that you’re allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It’s not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained from previous food, beer, wine spills etc.. It’s like an adult highchair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep watching their favorite ball games or movies.
“I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me.”
by Nacho Burris December 31, 2023
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Dressing Up A Chair

A simile used to describe a thoroughly useless, unproductive endeavor.
Justin’s new proposal was as useless as dressing up a chair.
by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020
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chair floor

marks on a floor after a chair carrying weight is dragged on a floor
p1: what did you just do?
p2: chair floor!
by ehhmazing July 15, 2023
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