Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!
by Kelton Williams September 25, 2016

“Sorry I’m late, had to deal with a French Cannon”
“Please, no whipped cream. That will give me a real French Cannon.”
“Brittany had an absolute French Cannon in there.”
“I can’t play Minecraft; the French Cannon is loaded.”
“Please, no whipped cream. That will give me a real French Cannon.”
“Brittany had an absolute French Cannon in there.”
“I can’t play Minecraft; the French Cannon is loaded.”
by jack.soncalo March 23, 2025

by BBQatDawn February 25, 2022

A fucking amazing person that will brighten your day with a charismatic attitude and will always give the best advice and help you.
by Ronnie love you December 20, 2021
