Brandon

someone nore human nor animal, but mostly known of as being alian. "it" is 90% teeth and mostly 10% smile. Be careful when around, because they are known for texting starting small fires in local grandmother thrifty stores and all medium siz good wills.

That unidenified brandon was sure odd that we found in the field.

by Jakob the Liar December 25, 2007

Brandon

An guy who is generally considered to be an asshole. He probably has messed up teeth and looks as if he has fetal alcohol syndrome. He enjoys lying and causing a lot of unnecessary drama in people's lives. He hangs out with friends who are either fat or pussy virgins so he can feel like a bad ass.

Girl 1: "Wow, whats wrong with that guy's face?"
Girl 2: "Oh, he's just a Brandon."

Girl 1: "Ugh, where did all this stupid drama come from?!"
Girl 2: "I told you not to hang out with Brandon..."

by onepointfive December 8, 2010

Let's go Brandon

It is the newest ways pedophiles signal each other online

User Donald: Let's go Brandon (and everyone now knows that person is a pedo)

by Tatiedee November 7, 2021

Brandon Pony

The most amazing boy in the world :

God damn I wish my boy was like B-mitch he's sexy as fuck, a great kisser and he treats his girl amazingly. ;

Brandon Pony makes girls wet! ;

by Olivia Pony April 10, 2008

brandonitis

when there is someone who is always happy and joyful, and you spend too much time around them, that person begins to absorb your happiness and leave you depressed and unhappy, while that person uses your happiness for themself.

i have brandonitis i think im going to kill myself.

by nikilikilala December 17, 2008

brandon oliveira

a very sexy man who lives in westport

Dude I saw Brandon Oliveira yesterday.

by big o 543 July 4, 2009

Bransyn

A sexy male, talented at everything he does! Everything, he schools everyone!!! He is a protector, but a lover with a huge heart!

Special* he will sing, and dance, and do every dare (noted: only when drunk) Is extremely sexy... looks-10 personality-10 body-;) mmm
Defiantly a lover and like a dog with lick and then hump everything that moves.

Girl: (walks out of bedroom) WOAH!

Boy: what?
Girl: I just did a Bransyn and Im not talking about the scooter,;)... Long & Amazing but licked me like a dog
Boy: What, my turn;) (walks in bedroom)

by bransyn January 14, 2014