bottle shopper

A bag you take when you are shopping for wine.

I plan to buy a lot...better bring the bottle shopper.

by Trucker49 November 12, 2011

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Bottle or Bud?

When faced with the impossible question; should we buy liquor or marijuana?

yo i only got 30 bucks. bottle or bud?

by RankIndian November 13, 2011

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shower in a bottle.

The first beer after a long day of hard work.

Describes what is felt after drinking the first beer after a hard day of work.

-Dude you need to stop at the store....
*why? We're a block away from your house
-I need a shower in a bottle.

Awwwwww.

i love these showers in a bottle. Best time of the day

by Full Status August 28, 2011

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Jizzer bottle

When you poke a hole in the cap of a water bottle to make it resemble an ejaculating penis.

"Bro. Why you all wet?"
"Some brah jizzed on me with his jizzer bottle.

by hellatightpussy September 3, 2011

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Drink from a Babies Bottle

Translated : To drink semen from the penis of a Man whom has fathered a child or children.

"Tom always loves to drink from a babies bottle"

Person 1: Johns such a hot Dad!!!!!.....I just had to suck him off, till he blew his load.
Person 2: Yeah, he's totally hot, I also love to drink from a babies bottle.

by whistletotim November 22, 2021

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