a remedial blowjob is a blowjob given by someone who hasn't done it before and isnt really that good either. in fact it pretty much sucks. all puns intended. however depending on the stuation they'll usually go for it again in a much more....pleasureful.... manner.
Guy A:"Yo dude I heard you got a blow-job from Becca last night!"
Guy B:"Yeah but it was her first time so it was a remedial blowjob... better luck next time."
Guy B:"Yeah but it was her first time so it was a remedial blowjob... better luck next time."
by thai kitteh March 14, 2011
Get the remedial blowjobmug. by Blargler May 26, 2025
Get the Eggy Blowjobmug. April 15th is a day where someone may ask for a blowjob and must receive one no matter what. No complaints
by Vince Madici April 14, 2019
Get the National Blowjob Daymug. Blowjob week is that time of the month when your partner is all the time in her knees because your genitals are addictive. And also because she might be on her period. Partners who are happy celebrating Blowjob Week are rare! Mostly Latinas.
-I haven’t seen Scott and Karla for over a week now...how are they?
-They are perfectly fine! just elongating Blowjob week because they both love it ao much!
-They are perfectly fine! just elongating Blowjob week because they both love it ao much!
by papisgirl August 1, 2022
Get the Blowjob Weekmug. A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.
She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.
by soupbee November 5, 2014
Get the fifty-candle blowjobmug. by Carlinhos April 22, 2017
Get the Blowjobmug.