Bit

A bit is a quick to sometimes medium length (If it's really funny or you get too carried away) joke, act, gesture, character performance, or anything you can do which is out of the normal for a reserved personality or formal conduct, intended to be humorous or to spice up a social setting.

Examples of bits include, but are not limited to:
Pretending a slow moving car is going to run you over, lying down and declaring "It's all over! Kiss me gently Angel of Death!"
When asked if you are a racist, and are comfortably not a racist, you put on a smug face anyway, raise an eyebrow and say "Yes".

"Bro are you actually a fan of Ben Shapiro?"

"No, but if I shill for him he pays me in sexual favours!"

"Wait really?"

"Nah man It's just a bit lol"

by Connoisseur of exotic "Bits" May 31, 2022

Little lot a bit

A way to say a medium amount of something. Was birthed when a little boy wanted "a little lot a bit" of ketchup.

Mom: how much dressing do you want on your salad?
Child: a little lot a bit.

by SasukiYaoyorozu July 9, 2021

your a bit good

When someone fails at doing something the they built up.

jonny scuffed his shot
"Your a bit good " said Henry

by iona stonehouse January 25, 2021

Dangly bits

How high school teachers refer to cock and balls.

Did you hear how the science teacher said balls? He called it dangly bits.

by B1mb0b00ty January 7, 2022

bit twitcher

Someone who makes your bits twitch.

"Bits" being your nether regions, with the twitching referring to sexual attraction.

Mostly used by women when they come across an insanely buff guy.

Shaunna: Check out that guy over there.
Heather: He's pretty hot, makes my bits twitch.
Shaunna: Definitely a bit twitcher.

by Female Human June 10, 2016

Connecty Bit

The bit that connects the penis to the groin. Not particularly sensitive as it is covered in pubes. Not to be confused with the banjo; the other connecty bit. Banjos are for playing. Connecty bits are not.

"Hey, you poked me in the connecty bit....poke lower!"

by americanstrings January 16, 2010

Hit that bit for the gram

To hit dem folks for the gram (Instagram)

As one hits dem folks, people pull out the camera and shout out, "hit that bit for the gram".

by UbUmBi July 13, 2016