by Ryan Todd January 15, 2018
Verb: The act of shitting in a used condom and freezing it overnight. The next day use the frozen turd as a weapon to bludgeon your smart ass girlfriend until she shuts up and proceeds to blow you.
Person 1: How did Kelsey get that black eye?
Person 2: It's likely that Scott gave her the North Dakota Baseball Bat!
FACT: Scott keeps 10 North Dakota Baseball Bats (NDBB's) in his freezer at all times!
Person 2: It's likely that Scott gave her the North Dakota Baseball Bat!
FACT: Scott keeps 10 North Dakota Baseball Bats (NDBB's) in his freezer at all times!
by Hemmerhoidal Premisis February 06, 2009
Euphemism for the female genitalia.
John West is best known for the mass production of tinned tuna.
Tuna is best known for its for its fishy odour.
Where you have bats, you also have FLAPS.
Caves are natural, often moist, openings.
John West is best known for the mass production of tinned tuna.
Tuna is best known for its for its fishy odour.
Where you have bats, you also have FLAPS.
Caves are natural, often moist, openings.
Lee sensed danger.
His partners excitement was such that she appeared to have sprung a leak.
Ever the dashing hero, and with a winsome cry of "To The John West Bat Cave!", he proceeded to plug the weeping cranny, purple topped piston in hand, and thus disaster was once again averted.
His partners excitement was such that she appeared to have sprung a leak.
Ever the dashing hero, and with a winsome cry of "To The John West Bat Cave!", he proceeded to plug the weeping cranny, purple topped piston in hand, and thus disaster was once again averted.
by zappacake June 04, 2009
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