Bald Jojo Siwa

Bald Jojo Siwa is the rightful original version of 'Jojo Siwa' who is a split of off Bald Jojo Siwa, she is a demigod messiah

I love Bald Jojo Siwa she is and always has been the best, Blessed Balda

by Offical_Balda February 24, 2025

baldbeefy

big stiff stupid idiot

“baldbeefy” is a stiff idiot

by sophgrce March 20, 2025

Baldeh

www.twitch.tv/baldbeefy

person 1: Have you seen Baldeh is live?
Person 2: Oh no where can i watch him
Person 1: over at www.twitch.tv/baldbeefy

by Baldbeefy March 20, 2025

Bald capping

When you take a bald cap and whip someone’s penis with it. This causes the hair to fall off the penis and balls, as a method of shaving.

Bro I’m getting really hairy, can you do some bald Capping on me

by Atticool April 18, 2025

baldee

bladee but bald

bladee is bald, baldee.

by wzrd101 May 26, 2025

Bald Twatty Bastard

A cheating lying man with more hair on his chest than on his head. Usually has a cheap combover to cover his rapid balding.

He had an affair. What a bald twatty bastard!

by ACL.15 June 19, 2025

Bald and Skinny

A cocktail for the man who’s lost his hair but not his edge. Consists of whiskey (to remind you of your rugged youth), ginger beer and soda water (because metabolism is a myth after 30), and a squeeze of lime (for zest, because life sure isn’t giving you any).

It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.

Axel slammed his empty glass on the bar and shouted, “I said I wanted a Bald and Skinny, not to argue with one!” — right before squaring up with the actual bald, skinny bartender who’d just cut him off.

by BrianEatWorld June 25, 2025