Jew Face

The face of a cheapskate, most often recognizable by the presence of a gigantic nose.The face enables the jew to find cheap or near free deals which allows them to save money which will later be used to help Israel attack innocent people.

Also commonly found as: -¿-
"Lol dude that guy has a jew face"
"Yea i know the size of his nose totally gives it away!"

Person1: OMG UR SUCH A JEWFACE
Person2: You're a big -¿- yourself.

by TiggaPlz April 18, 2009
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Banana Jew

One who, in the classic games of Donkey Kong, insists on pursuing every banana in a given level.
Come on dipshit, just beat the level and stop being a goddamn banana jew!

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by Scothle December 31, 2009
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jew-nugget

A person of Jewish descent who partakes in the digestion of processed, crispy poultry.
Hey check out that jew-nugget. He definitely ain't on atkins!
by adaman February 08, 2008
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Jew Rage

1. Being sued by someone whose last name ends in 'stein', 'berg', or 'witz'.

2. When you are getting pwned during a game of Call of Duty and you whine and scream like you're being thrown in an oven.
After repeatedly getting owned by n00bs, LB started to show off his Jew Rage (2). His offensive speech prompted a n00b to call his lawyer and have him served with his own brand of Jew Rage. (1)
by SicSemper October 17, 2009
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jew bagel

a person who acts like a jew
Alex: Jason you fuckin jew bagel you stole my kill you Persian whore

Jason: Alex what?

Jack: Did that five year old just say jew bagel and Persian whore
by ohyeahmesohorny July 16, 2009
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jew hungry

Jew hungry is when you haven't had much to eat all day or in more than 22 hours. Your stomach is growling on a constant basis and you feel that you are becoming malnourished. It is a direct reference to the Jewish community that persecuted in the Holocaust.
Mike and Susan hadn't eaten all day. Mike then said to Susan, "I need a cheeseburger, cause I'm strait up Jew Hungry!"
by jeffro q June 22, 2007
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Jew Girl

A really hot jewish girl that will not sleep with a man of jewish-asian dissent, but will hump practically everything else.
Look! There is Jew Girl!
by brosephone November 08, 2010
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