angry ventriloquist

a way of payback for the angry fetus, a trick where your girl believes you are giving her great oral sex, but out of nowhere pierce a pair of scissors into her vagina and forcefully open the blades. once the vagina looks like a mouth, proceed to move the flaps up and down, speaking in different voices as if it where talking to you.

"i was sick and tired of having crappy convosations with that girl, so i performed the angry ventriloquist on her and had a convosation with her cunt instead"

by Danny Panic November 28, 2007

angry troll

the act of letting your toe nails grow without grooming for several weeks (approxamately 6) and partially through a sexual act,your female counterpart is bent over. in her anticipation of the insertion she is distracted, giving enough time for a full drawback of the leg. the foot is thrown forward in a kicking motion and with the assistance off the elongated toenails the foot is inserted in the anus.

"I bet her ass really hurts, I delivered the angry troll last night."

by M. Bridget December 20, 2007

Angry Walrus

A sexual act where a party will wait nearby a couple about to engage in sexual intercourse. Right before the two are about to have sex the third party runs in and beats him/her to the act, having sex with one or both members of the pair before making a clean escape.

"Angry Walrus "
Example 1:
Person 1- "I think Alex and Pete are going to have sex tonight."
Person 2- "I'm going to give Jan the Angry Walrus... She's never gunna know what hit her."
Person 1- "Pete's gunna be so pissed!"

Example 2:
Person 1- "Dude! Some asshole just ran in here and made love to my girlfriend before I even got the chance to!"
Person 2- "Where is the guy now?"
Person 1- "I don't know, he ran off before I could catch him."
Person 2- "BRO!! YOU JUST GOT ANGRY WALRUSED!!!!!!"

by Splinter226 March 2, 2009

Angry Jensen

When you eat two hungry man dinners at one sitting, then forcefully throw up the contents due to sheer guilt.

You were so mad last night that you pulled an angry jensen, there was puke all over the floor.

by Macinitis May 7, 2010

angry ghostbusters

While two guys are giving the same ugly girl a simultaneous facial, they first cover her with snot rockets before blasting her with their plasma!

What do the angry ghostbusters say?

"Dude! You crossed the streams!!! DAMN IT EGON!!! How many times do I have to tell your autistic ass?!? You never cross the stream!!!"

by Too tall May 26, 2014

Angry Squid

When a man gives a woman a facial and gets semen in her eye(s), causing her to become enraged and to flail about. This is done in a similar fashion to the mating of Giant Squids.

"Oh man, she turned into an Angry Squid, last night, after I blew my load in her face."

by Blingg June 7, 2013

Angry Squirrel

Do this with your partner’s back pressed against the base of a tree. During vaginal sex, inconspicuously feed your partner peanuts until you ejaculate. When you do, pinch their tits, then quickly and powerfully shove a feather duster up your partners ass. (Brush side out) They should try to scramble up the tree while making a noise that resembles an angry squirrel.

She had scars on her back from when I gave her an angry squirrel.

by ThatsNotVeryNice January 15, 2020