Alex

Alex is the most funniest boy you will ever meet and the nicest he is the best and would make a good boyfriend ,husband, father ,and friend. If you ever meet a Alex don’t let him go because that will be one of the biggest mistakes of your life. He is really cute and HOT he is everything you need. He can make you smile in seconds when you are feeling sad and he is a great person to talk to about your feelings. Alex is the best person you will ever meet in your life. He can be annoying sometimes but he does it in a funny way. But you shouldn’t need with him because you will know when you did or said something wrong so you have to say sorry.

Wow Alex is so cute

by Hate_20 November 2, 2019

Alex

A fat ass. Can suck your dick faster than any thot around. Closes you can get to a high stripper a day after plastic surgery. Will fuck for a buck any time he can. Eats more ass than Niki Minaj and Iggy Azalea combined. Will mistake and dick for a hot dog.

My friend Alex tried to suck my dick at McDonald's the other day and I had to tell him it's not a hot dog. He was horny the rest of the day.

by Fumbbbb November 2, 2019

Alex

The youngest of Kneisler boys. An ubsurd jackass. Rude. Unrespectable. Confusing. Selfcenterd. Repetitious. Headstrong. Terd.

Did you hear what Kevin's cousin did?
What? Did he pull an Alex Kneisler?
He IS Alex Kneisler!
Asshole!

by Someone Speical <3 April 19, 2012

Alex

Retarted mexican

Alex is a stupid nigger.

by Qwetgcfuhffygcxtu March 14, 2017

Alex

A douche who is single for the rest of his life, with a small GPA and a small dick.

Alex was jealous of Michael because Michael got a wife and had a bigger dick.

by Twofacedomen March 18, 2017

Alex

At first Alex seems sweet , innocent and sexy but later on he removes his streak with you and leaves you on read. He breaks your heart in the worst way possible and all you want to do is forget about him. But you just can’t cause you find him irresistible.

Never fall for a Alex

by Heartbroken1010 December 7, 2017

Alex

A tall guy, barely has hair, small lips,& mostly a lifeguard, that attracts girls from ages 1O, and further on. Usually has big ears, and never talks or talks quietly. Kinda sexy.

God that Alex kid is Alexy.

by Fuckingbull November 22, 2011