pickle fritzer

when you stub your penis

yo i heard Rehman was running and he got pickle fritzer-ed by the pole.

by MunaGillani September 18, 2014

pickled carrot

a blowjob that takes place over a long period of time

I'm still smiling after my pickled carrotthat girl gave me last night.

by LuckyPuddles May 1, 2018

penis pickle

A man called Stephen who never washes his penis

That bloke never washes. Bet he ha a penis pickle

by A scary vicar November 2, 2017

pickle-tini

A martini made with pickle juice and a pickle.

Bartender, send me over a Pickle-tini.

by Franscicle August 8, 2012

Pickle Penny

A pickle of which has gained the gift of sentient life to ravage the unforgiving teens of Scotland, Ireland, England and whales.

Or a rusted coin fetish

Angus - "I was honestly terrified last night, a Pickle Penny was outside me house last night, it broke it and watched me from the corner, touching itself"

Aaron - "oh god! pickles are very scary though, especially ones that have gained the gift of life"

Angus - "the fuck is a pickle?"

by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 2, 2022

Pickle Man

The guy who throws pickles at unsuspecting cars in retaliation for putting pickles on his burger when he specifically asked them not to.

Guy 1: *sees pickle on burger, throws pickle on car*
Guy 2: OH SHIT ITS PICKLE MAN
Guy 1: *fucking books it*

by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021

morning pickle

When you wake up and find out where the cucumber went last night.

I lost my cuke at some point in the night and woke up later only to find out that I now have a morning pickle

by Jdl142 July 3, 2018