Muff cabbage Mommy

A women who does not know how to properly order a screen protector and makes her child do it for her. once realizing the name on the package the screen protector comes in says muffcabage mommy, her child loses all internet privileges for good.

The Muff cabbage Mommy was upset when she realized her muff was very cabbage like.

by silent bob! October 25, 2018

Captain Muff Berries

A person who likes to eat muff berries drenched in cum

I ate captain muff berries for breakfast and they were delicious!!

by Pookiey January 12, 2011

Muff Cabbage

A person who is so dumb/toolish/homosexual you can find no other word to describe them.

Derek: That Ryan J. kid look at him hes such a... a.... Muff Cabbage

Mike: Well put, i don't think there is any other word

by jivestturkey August 25, 2011

muff cabbage

it is a small penisesk growth protruding from a woman's vagina.

you have cabbage in your muff

by Damien Cockburn October 18, 2010

Muff cabbage

Money set aside for prostitutes

I have an envelop In my room where I keep muff cabbage

by The big ideaR October 7, 2011

Muff Cabbage

Muff Cabbage, N - Gnarly foliage of a woman's vagina.

You are fucking Muff Cabbage

by duckwilly October 17, 2010

Muff Cabbage

A person or a thing that is completely horrible in what it is doing.

YO Anton that rap is Muff Cabbage.

by Dr.OrangeCola March 3, 2011