gorilla tag

A game filled with little racist children that scream slurs at the top of their lungs no matter what time of the day.

Tom: I play gorilla tag
Terry: Kill yourself

by goose120 May 6, 2023

Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin

When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion

Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection

by PickleKing11 May 13, 2023

boiled gorilla poo

Black pudding.

Boiled gorilla poo tastes like black pudding.

by Debskelly1985 May 14, 2023

zesty ahh gorilla

Zesty ahh gorilla meaning: A zesty gorilla trying to seduce 5 year old girls

Person 1: Did you see the Zesty gorilla over there?

Person 2: No, I didn't..

Person 1: Yeah, it's so fucking zesty that it tries to seduce 6-year-olds

"Look at that zesty ahh gorilla"

by harharfreddyfazbear November 24, 2023

gorilla tag

Mother: have you been playing gorilla tag too much?
player: uhh yes how did you know?

mother: I know you play gorilla tag because the doctor came back with results and since you haven’t touched grass in 2 years you’ve been mentally unstable, with no bitches and you’ve broken every bone possible.

by Pxxnut..butter December 7, 2023

Vanilla gorilla

The biggest whitest friend in your group who's also the strongest.

Dude, did you see tony throw that fucking washing machine onto that crackhead?

Yeah bro, he's a vanilla gorilla

by Ttess1 December 10, 2023

the gorilla in the room

when you miss something unusual or important in front of you

when counting the basketball throws, you see literally nothing else, even the gorilla in the room. This could be regarded as like the old adage that mocked someone's lack of observational skills; "if it was a dog it would bite you"

by Johnboy52 July 14, 2023