Kiss-drunk

Kiss drunk is basically a kiss so good it leaves you in a daze to where you feel drunk, sort of like the term pussy drunk

Dude have you seen Jason’s face? He’s totally kiss-drunk from that girl that kissed him earlier..

by Pussyboyslay May 13, 2023

Drunk minute

A unit of time that varies in length, in direct proportion to how drunk the person who just told you "In a minute" is, i.e. the drunker they are the longer it will be before they get to it.

Ben said he'd be here in a minute, but it's been half an hour. I guess he meant "in a drunk minute."

by Ward Indigo September 15, 2009

drunk clown

a term used to describe a person at a party/event who is unable to control their alcohol consumption resulting in them constantly making a fool of themselves to those around them

Jeff was the drunk clown of the party last night as he kept spilling his drinks all over the show!

by Managerial Master March 28, 2022

penis drunk

In men; the result of standards being lowered as the level of arousal rises.

"Dude, what was up with that butterface last night?"

"Leave me alone, I was penis drunk."

by arrowheadian July 19, 2012

drunk mouth

when one has had too much to drink, and one talks all kinds of stupid.

Henry had drunk mouth last Thursday night; it has cost him some friends.

by John Wordsleuth March 2, 2020

Drunk Cyclist

Drunk Cyclists are the Raddest of all the cyclists. They belive in drinking really shitty beer and doing Whisky Yoga. You can spot them wearing DC Dagger Jerseys and flipping off dicks on Specialized Ebikes.

Hey Brah! Did you see that that Drunk Cyclist guy Shotgun a beer while riding his Mountain Bike!

by Air_Wolf January 17, 2018

drunk rooster

1. After a loong night of drinking, when your friend wakes you up with violent barfing reminiscent of a rooster crowing.

You: "You made it to work today?"
Your bro: "Yeah man, Dave pulled a drunk rooster this morning..."

by entonidas March 27, 2013