Sailor’s Cannon

After you cum inside a condom, blow it up like a balloon and pop it in you’re partners face.

i could not wait to get Debbie home and give her a sailor’s cannon after the office party.

by shifty hobo November 30, 2017

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Queef Cannon

When you punch a girl hard enough in the uterus thar she indefinitely won’t stop queefing

“Hey Matthew heard you hit the queef cannon on that slut last night”

“Hell yeah that shit wouldn’t stop!”

by Grabeast69 June 30, 2021

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Fist my shit cannon

To insert your fist into someone's anus

My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon

by Lasersword May 6, 2018

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This is the use of lube that reacts with semen to create a green, snotty substance that functions as glue. The Indian Military used multiple versions of this technique during the Great Poop War and World War I and II. Some variations included vests stuffed with the substance, formerly popularized by the Arabians

I didnt know he would turn up with his Cumshot Cannon

by RFN Real Fucking Niceguy June 4, 2025

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Cannon

A very large marijuana joint.

"Man you've been smoking one-gram cannons. How are you still conscious?"

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

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fuck-cannon

A person who screws up so much and in such a manner that his ineptitude effects other insulated situations without limits.

"Jim screwed my project..."

"He wasn't even a part of it"
"Yeah but he messed up so badly it dropped all the budgets for the entire r&d department... He is such a fuck-cannon"

by Stranger 15 September 21, 2017

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