Poon

What bummy yutes from scarborough, Toronto call Vapes or E- liquid devices

person 1- "Ayo fham some yute named SP called a vape a poon"

person 2- "lol he's a bum yute"

by TorontosFinestDefinitions September 30, 2020

Poon Poon

It's a way of showing off your affection anywhere and everywhere and always ends up with no clothes and children either in the mouth, being made or on the boobs

I love poon poon

by Rucas - GGSS BOYS August 11, 2021

ethel poon

the ultimate diva. possibly a man. loves her adoring fans and is the ultimate savage. she can’t sing worth anything but thinks she’s miley cyrus. oddly shaped and gives out birthday invites via powerpoint presentations. forever my Prom Queen.

mariah: did you see Ethel Poon’s birthday invitations??
brooke: oh lord don’t get me started. “you have to bring cake to receive some!”
mariah: damn ethel is crazy

by halsey's #1 fan May 29, 2018

Poon

1. Poon: A pussy
2. Poon: Goofy

I call people Poon Squad Leaders Poon Mascots Poon Gang Poon Ass Boyz or Girlz Poon Ass Nigga Poon Squad Poon Punes Poon Face Poon Mentality Fucken Poon Ignorant Poon

I asked my boss for a raise but he being a poon right now!

The captin of the team is acting like a Poon Squad Leader; with his leadership in Poonism! Lmfao

by jamaculent June 24, 2019

Poon

Very good at clicking and missing circles

The poon is a choker

by Kofferkind June 12, 2018

poon

Adjective; a powerful slang word to describe something you are violently obsessed with. It is not just something addictive, but it’s something you need like oxygen, it’s iconic, addictive, and deeply personal to you. Always goes after a noun.

House M.D. is so poon I might pass out.
Boba tea? Literally poon.

Nate in Gossip Girl? SO POON.

by JpoonJ123 June 26, 2025

Out-poon

To bed more women than your fellow males

Damn, Johnny could out-poon any of you, and he has no personality and no game

by Golden Hexagon May 6, 2024