A cat's minute

Precisely one minute

I'll be back from walking the dog in a cat's minute

by Notdannygonzalez May 26, 2017

Awws Per Minute

A unit of measurement for endearing and cute things.

The squirrell that lives in my yard generates about 4 Awws Per Minute during my morning smoke. APM cute factor

by Grriracha May 14, 2016

5×30,5 minutes a day workout

Usually Is defined as the workout that makes weak men into big,juicy,musclish men.
Made of 5 sets of "who's your Daddy",5 sets of "Yes king",5 sets of "Diddy crunches"(all composed of 30 reps).
For best results it's Better to put "Ela Vila Mortal" as workout Song on loop.

Eno rebmun Aggin:Bro you don't look Natural what Is your secret?
Owt rebmun Aggin:Oh,I do 5×30,5 minutes a day workout

by Truemogger January 5, 2025

last-minute paging-cancel

Refers to the insanely-frustrating act of asking an employee over the PA system to come and assist with something, only to then say, "never mind" a long while afterwards, when said frazzled employee has hastily "dropped everything" and speed-walked almost all the way up to the area where he was asked to present himself.

The last-minute paging-cancel is especially infuriating/draining if the responding employee has had to go through a lot of difficult preparation before heading to his requested locale, such as cleansing his extremely-soiled hands, changing into cleaner/neater attire, setting down a huge armload of items, powering off a complicated piece of equipment, etc.

by QuacksO May 10, 2019

Adult minute

The period of time in which an adult takes to do something after telling a child “in a minute”. The adult minute can be a period of time lasting anywhere from 5 regular minutes to hours. Or maybe never…

Kid: Hey Mom can you take me to the Park?
Mom: Yeah in a minute… (“adult minute”)
Kid: ☠️

by Katthekrazy June 21, 2023

last-minute lisa

when someone stupid is driving in front of you and they wait to turn their blinker on until the very last second. bonus points if you’re driving in a town you don’t know, so you’re following a family member’s vehicle, and they do this.

driver in front: *driving normally*
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”

by thetwistedtrichster July 29, 2024

Chaldean Minute

The act of telling someone or something one timeframe - and not delivering or showing up at least 3 times the given amount.

Chaldeans are notorious for underestimating time.

Steve: "Hey guys I am going to boof before our next game, give me 10 minutes"
Brycen: "I guess we have to wait 30 minutes for this guy... Chaldean Minute."

by Mack34 August 12, 2024