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maria das

The definition of an all rounder physics teacher. God tier explanations, S tier notes and a much better hairline. You will never find a better man than him to teach you physics. Dont be late to class though or youll get your ass whooped. He the goat. He is him. He is. Maria Das .
guy: Yo bro im failing physics
guy2: Nah just join maria das sirs tution
by Averagescienceenjoyer December 8, 2023
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Maria

Maria can read souls without ever looking into your eyes.

She knows everything and everyone without ever appearing to.

She’s not the type of girl who doesn’t listen and understand. She’s understands like it’s the natural thing to do and doesn’t show that she does unless it really matters.

It’s so easy to be impressed by a Maria that she’d rather not draw attention to this.

She is street wise without ever appearing street.

She has no noticeable physical flaws yet does not at all seem to care or pride herself in looks

It’s like her physical perfection is a weakness that must be overcome by being kind, sensitive, and everything else just to get your attention off of it.

She may not dress overly modest but she certainly isn’t trying too hard to get attention either.

If you see her and instantly think she’s the most beautiful girl ever and the most sweet, and you would do anything and more just to be by her side, then you’re not too different from every other guy she’s met.

She’s somehow in control of situations without ever having to seem tough or threatening or telling people who she knows, or who’s she’s dating (and she could date any well respected tough type of person if she wanted, but she doesn’t need to earn respect that way so she’s not even considering it)

She won’t tell you much about her.

She’s not insecure either. Some guys think a beautiful girl like her must be insecure to not want attention, but that’s not Maria.
Maria is the girl who has every single quality you told your friends you want in a girl, and when you told them, you thought that there was no way that one person have all of it, but there she is.

That’s Maria
by WeKnow_1234 December 25, 2024
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Maria Card

Someone who plans a gathering and doesn’t show up. Does not answer the phone, goes MIA for days. Reply’s months back later.
Don’t you dare and pull a Maria card on me

There it goes, a Maria card
by Loreniiuxx April 4, 2022
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jose maria fernandes

José Maria Fernandes is a Portuguese name. José Maria Fernandes is often a person with low arguing capabilities that will shove his point of view down your throat, he will not care about what you have to say. Is often described as a daydreamer that can't connect 2 thoughts.
Hey Look it's jose maria fernandes... such an Idiot!
by Jonh du March 28, 2017
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maria khalil

Maria is an amazing person, she will make your day everyday, she is very nice and good looking, but she does not send u selfies and it's annoying, she is also a HUGE nerd.
by Eatthatcat445 April 26, 2017
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Maria

Hey bbgurl I love you and am so glad we are friends
Hi Maria!! I have missed you my love
by kitcatIgoturback February 17, 2023
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maria

by Ash Styles November 29, 2024
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