wankerific 

wankerific means to me,... somone or something that is SO sexually exciting to a person, that it elicits a desire to masturbate, and/or someone that is SO FAR out of one's league, that the ONLY chance for sexual-satisfaction regarding said subject is likely to be wanking about them.

Felicia is so HOT, she is the ultimate in wankerific bait-!

wankerific by DUG853 April 22, 2006

wankerspank 

someone no one likes who just so happens to wank off on regular occasion and lets people know in short form an idiot. Ex: That guy just parked his car in wet cement. What a wankerspank.

bob: so man whats up
fred: bob no one likes you
bob: ... i'll wank on your face bro
fred: (to timmy) soo bobs a wankerspank

wankerspank by caitling March 21, 2007

walton-wanker 

a complete twat of a human, usually male, that makes you suicidal that you belong to the same race as him.

that jake lad is a right walton-wanker

walton-wanker by wigan_lass February 4, 2009

White Bottom Wanker 

Someone who wears Adidas Originals, especially gazelles, with white soles instead of the classic gum sole or other colours.

1: “I got some new gazelles.”
2: “With white soles?”
3: “Yeah, why?”
4: “Piss off, white bottom wanker.”

White Bottom Wanker by liamgallagher1991 December 27, 2022

Wankel Rotary Engine 

A torture device once used as a punishment for those who have commited a crime. It fits onto one's penis or vagina, and then is twisted, via a motor, to violently to cause aggonizing pain.

It's a torture device, does it really need an example?

Wankel Rotary Engine by Jacob Stilleti May 3, 2005

Thunder Wanker 

n.
A move executed by the Iron Wang of Justice to smite enemies and skank-whores alike.

John: I will strike you down with my Iron Wang of Justic
George: wtf, mate?
John: Feel the power of the Thunder Wanker.
George: Good God, man! You're knocking over the furniture!!

Thunder Wanker by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004

wanker 

A guy who jerks off without vasoline.

wanker by Osama Bin Brady January 17, 2003