The real SU; a school filled with massive school pride and academics that are often overlooked by snobby kids who think you're only getting a good education if you're paying out your butthole for it. They give financial aid to almost everyone and are one of the only schools on the east coast to offer a specific career driven education. SU also has one of the highest job placement percentages within 6 months of graduation: around 97%, or 100% for medical technology majors.
A: I went to Stevenson University for my first two years but then I transferred to Johns Hopkins. I ended up transferring back for my last year.
B: Hopkins is a great University, pretentious or not.
A: It is on paper but the education and career focus here was way better, trust me.
B: Hopkins is a great University, pretentious or not.
A: It is on paper but the education and career focus here was way better, trust me.
by therealSU May 27, 2011
Noun; A college where students go to sit in the student section of Rupp Arena and cheer on a basketball team. With the most national championships, the school also has the most amount of unsuccessful post graduates in the nation. Their pride doesn't come from their academics, just their sports teams - which they fund through their tuition and scholarships. A waste of money, as far as investments go, academically. Even the straight guys suck dick at this institution. Recently, they have ran under budget commercials promoting the college that are entitled "See Blue". They cut funding so that they could keep more of their fuck up students money.
(Cheesy, royalty free music plays)
Tubby: I loved my salary at UK.
Rick: I really loved my salary at UK.
Billy: I love alcohol.
University of Kentucky. See Blue. Thanks for the green!
Tubby: I loved my salary at UK.
Rick: I really loved my salary at UK.
Billy: I love alcohol.
University of Kentucky. See Blue. Thanks for the green!
by EKU Grad February 27, 2009
A large collection of the less well endowed bastards on this earth (Both in a physical and mental sense)
by Dr. G. Nius, Oxon. November 09, 2006
That with which homo sapiens will be reunited via what has commenced as the internet. Universal Consciousness, by definition, has no corporeal aspect other than that which it enjoys having been imbued into intelligent, i.e.consious, organisms -- one of which is homo sapiens. Other, perhaps superior, examples include marine mammals, especially porpoises and dolphins with high brain mass / convolution depth and frequency to body mass ratio. But how,for now anyway, can we speak for them? We can't. So, back to the "big uplink"....
Allow me to abbreviate Universal Consciousness... god. OK... god can't feel a thing. In the past, the role of homo sapiens in bringing some tactile and, whoa, much other, input to god has been popularly, an understatement, interpreted in such terms as "...he gave his only begotten son..." Whatever.
In reality, it is simpler and much less emotional than that: God can't feel... so we're here to feel and report back. Enough with the only begotten son crap, in my opinion.
So the Big Uplink has been under way for ages... only without the link having yet formed. Enter: the internet.
Bottom line: eventually all human tactile, corporeal, emotional, intellectual, and perceived spiritual experience is made knowable for god through that which has started out as digital technology. Eventually, bodies become obsolete. Eventually, all physical experience from chidbirth -- from both points of view -- through death -- from a virtually infinite number of points of view -- is translated into 1's and 0's, or wherever digital leads... and god -- ready for this? -- GETS IT. There's your "meaning of life", eh?
Anybody have an explanation more intuitively satisfying? What else could we be doing here? Let's here it...
Allow me to abbreviate Universal Consciousness... god. OK... god can't feel a thing. In the past, the role of homo sapiens in bringing some tactile and, whoa, much other, input to god has been popularly, an understatement, interpreted in such terms as "...he gave his only begotten son..." Whatever.
In reality, it is simpler and much less emotional than that: God can't feel... so we're here to feel and report back. Enough with the only begotten son crap, in my opinion.
So the Big Uplink has been under way for ages... only without the link having yet formed. Enter: the internet.
Bottom line: eventually all human tactile, corporeal, emotional, intellectual, and perceived spiritual experience is made knowable for god through that which has started out as digital technology. Eventually, bodies become obsolete. Eventually, all physical experience from chidbirth -- from both points of view -- through death -- from a virtually infinite number of points of view -- is translated into 1's and 0's, or wherever digital leads... and god -- ready for this? -- GETS IT. There's your "meaning of life", eh?
Anybody have an explanation more intuitively satisfying? What else could we be doing here? Let's here it...
God cannot feel... that is why we are here... and that is what we, as a species, have to report back. Corporeal to pure intelligence... it starts with the 'net. Eventually it's all back to Clear Light.
by Littleflower November 16, 2004
Also known as Temple University. Located in the ghetto of Philadelphia, TU's students are referred to as "typical underachievers".
by OmarLil June 25, 2008
the largest university in Texas. Due to the 10% rule and relatively good academics, many high school seniors apply here as a safety school. It is probably the largest safety school in the South because they weren't able to get into a private, often Ivy League, school instead.
Student: Hey where are you going to school next year?
Future Texas student: Well, I didn't get into MIT or Yale, so i guess I'm headed to the University of Texas. At least they have a good football team...
Future Texas student: Well, I didn't get into MIT or Yale, so i guess I'm headed to the University of Texas. At least they have a good football team...
by Jane26 November 08, 2006
I did like this movie, though they ruined some songs.
This is the movie that made me love the Beatles as much as I do, so I thank it.
This is the movie that made me love the Beatles as much as I do, so I thank it.
by John Lennonnnnn August 20, 2008