Tesla-tosterone

Tesla-tostrone (noun)
A god-tier male hormone that bypasses dating and goes straight to “Let’s repopulate and colonize Mars.”

She thought it was a casual date until he pulled out a star map and said, ‘We need to secure humanity’s future.’ The Tesla-tosterone was off the charts.

by Burt Cutler April 22, 2025

TikTok Taste

Someone that got popular off of TikTok and listeners weirdly worship the music and most of the time refuse to listen to anything new.

Guy 1#: What music do you listen to?

Guy 2#: Tyler the Creator, Frank Ocean, Penelope Scott!
Guy 1# : You need to listen something new that’s TikTok taste trust me there’s better music.

by Mwahahahaandifart June 11, 2025

Laughter Taste

Thinking of a joke an hour later and laughing again

"That joke had too much laughter taste. I can't concentrate now that I am back at work"

by clickeye3 June 30, 2025

ghastly good taste

Interior decoration of mechanical perfection, lacking all life or connection to its owner. Furniture that you don't dare use, since actual use would destroy the design effect.

My aunt's house was furnished in ghastly good taste. She had plastic slipcovers on all the furniture so that we children wouldn't actually contact the fancy upholstery, and plastic runners on the carpets.

by nurgler April 17, 2008

coke unveils new taste

Coke
Unveils
New
Taste

read word downwards

coke unveils new taste
new drink
perhaps

by phatman 92 October 22, 2009

double finger tested

Double finger tested is a process to test the woman's pussy or ass to determine if she is ready to be penetrated with his meat.

While I was having sex with my wife in her pussy, she asked me to double finger tested her ass to determine if she was ready for anal.

by whtronin October 22, 2017

Smack the testes

When your gay

I love a jolly old smack the testes

by Daddysgayforkids October 14, 2018