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Turtle Snap

Commonly, after a male finishes urinating, he pulls the front half of his briefs back over his groin and goes about his daily routine.

A Turtle Snap occurs when the male loses grip on his underwear halfway up, causing the elastic to snap directly onto the genitals. Side effects may include severe pain in the testicles, depreciation of self-esteem stemming from the brief inability to use basic motor skills, and strange looks from anyone occupying neighboring stalls.

Over-exposure to Turtle Snapping is likely to result in a Schlonky Donk
Bryan: Hey Mike, why are you doubled over?

Mike: I was so relaxed after my urigasm that I turtle snapped myself.

Bryan: Cool story, bro.
by Reasonwriter703 February 11, 2012
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turtle cave

The asshole.
"Hey did you get sexy with her last night?"
"Oh yeah, I tongue buttered her turtle cave so hard!"
by MindingFreedom September 2, 2017
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turtle gang

worst fortnite discord server ever. their staff is bad and if i could choose, i would demote all of them other than dannyy. he is a real mvp. @dannyyy i love you bro
turtle gang is a bad discord server, you should not join it. what you should is hit up dannyy though.
by ShapeFromTurtleGangMGMT August 9, 2020
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fucking turtle

The 'Koopa Troopa' character from "Mario Power Tennis" for Nintendo Gamecube
Steve kept saying "I want my fucking turtle" during a match of 'Mario Power Tennis.'
by DFE December 27, 2004
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Fat Turtle

Man, that is a Fat Turtle!
by FatTurtle1337 November 23, 2013
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derpy turtle

A person who customizes cars or motorcycles. Builder of hotrods
That's a badass ride! I wonder who the Derpy Turtle is who built it??
by Derpy Turtle April 17, 2014
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War turtle

A turtle with a army hat and a strap on minigun
Why have to take down the war turtle it's
Killing everyone
by Senorsuckmymeatballs March 29, 2017
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