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Toasted Marshmallow Scone

It's what you can bake for the most beautiful girl on Valentine's Day—even if she's not YOUR girl. Just make extra for her fam so it's not suspicious... her fave latte is Toasted Marshmallow so she should get the message 😉
Happy V-Day! What time do you leave to go see your bf? I need to hit you with a Toasted Marshmallow Scone before you go.
by JBSWMO February 15, 2025
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Toastering

Popping up periodically to check in on friends who are sick or otherwise might be having an especially difficult or momentous day.
Hey o, just toastering. I know today might be difficult. Make sure to hydrate and take care of yourself.
by Curliegurlie February 20, 2025
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Toaster

That man is a toaster
by Bigblackguy23 March 9, 2025
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toaster

a shit thing that never fucking works
why the fuck do you have a toaster
by the dude who made toasters March 10, 2025
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Toaster Strudel

The act of taking a shit and then immediately turning around to engage in masturbation. Can be compared to the process of making a toaster strudel, hence the name. Just like you would toast a strudel, and after it’s hot and ready, you apply icing on top at the end for added flavor and decoration.
Person 1: Why are they taking so long in the bathroom?
Person 2: Probably making a Toaster Strudel
by Lujobe April 2, 2025
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Tostel, tosUtel, tosteL

Tostel, tosUtel, tosteL
Tostel, tosUtel, tosteL
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025
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Toasted

It has multiple defintitions, Killed, for instance, but also can mean that you're totally f*** up on acid.

To shout "GET TOASTED!" at someone, for instance, means that you think that person should eat acid and kill their egos.
GET TOASTED!! (Eat acid and die!)
Sorry I'm not going out tonight, I'm totally toasted in my room right now, petting my fish.

I can't drive right now I'm way too TOASTED man. I'm TOAST!
by flicksmart February 8, 2026
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