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Fred; "You'll not get near that pussy man, she's too hoyty-toyty for you"
Harry; "Piss-off, I'm posh I are"
by RudeAsFCUK December 25, 2011
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Buying a Toyota

To kill a person or a group of people. In reference to the 2010 malfunctions with Toyota brand vehicles (accelerators & braking systems). The logic at this time was that if someone was wanted dead, buy him/her a Toyota and it would take care of the problem.

Buying a Toyota has absolutely nothing to do with the purchase of an automobile. This saying is just a metaphor for committing murder or ridding oneself of a problem.
1.Thug 1: Man they say that Amanda is down at the precinct singing like a bird.
Thug 2: Yeah I heard. Don't worry I'm gonna buy the bitch a Toyota and everything is gonna be cool.

2. Carol: Girl, I'm so tired of my husband; he's so boring.

Anne: Why don't you leave him?

Carol: Because we live off of his inheritance.

Anne: Well you could always buy him a Toyota.

Carol: Now there's an idea!

3. Terrence: Mark, what are you going to do about Jeffery threatening your life.

Mark: I'm in the process of buying a Toyota for that dude right now.
by HoodGood GL February 10, 2010
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Toyota Echo

An extremely tiny Toyota hatchback for young females ONLY.
However, if a guy drives it, he deserves to be called a bitch, asshole, weirdo, retard, homo and penis-less.

synonym: yaris, corolla, barina
antonym: camry, pulsar, celica
Michael: Hey crazy mate!

Brian: Howdy cowdy mate! What car do you drive?
Michael: I drive maroon 92' celica! How about you?
Brian: I don't have a car, but at least I don't drive an Echo! ha ha. My girlfriend said she would get a penis if I drive a Toyota Echo.
Michael: HA HA! crazy mate! I have a friend called Luke who drives a Toyota Echo. He crazy!
by Magooman May 31, 2010
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toyota

Largest car manufacturer in japan and is the ONLY one still owned by Toyota
Btw the Zero fighters used in perl harbour are infact mitsubishi's.In australia mitsubishi bought out chrysler
oh what a feeling...TOYOTA!!
by miggles April 10, 2006
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toyota suzuki oshanowa

The Japanese guy on the Kamakazis in the movie Dodgeball.
"Toyota Suzuki Oshanowa just got E-liminated!"
"That's right Cotton, right in his beak!"
by merdizzle January 15, 2006
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toyota tundra

Japanese attempt at making a full size truck catering almost exclusively to men in big cities in Texas, Colorado, Arizona, and California who want to be macho with a pickup truck, but will only ever use the 4-wheel drive when his subdivision road is snow covered. Tundras are very seldom seen in the midwest where trucks are needed to perform actual farm duties.
Man from Phoenix: "I got a new truck"

Man from Nebraska: "Nice! a Chevy or a Ford?"

Man from Phoenix: "A Toyota Tundra"

Man from Nebraska: "Oh I thought you said you bought a truck. Well I have to go haul a trailer of corn out of the mud and pick my son up from football"

Man from Phoenix: "Ya I have to go pick my son up from soccer and meet my boyfriend for sushi"
by ohiofarmboy May 28, 2009
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toya harrison

A goddess. The most beautiful Spanish teacher alive. Inspired two young oakwood students to become spanish teachers.
wow, last night i really boned toya harrison.
by lover o' spanish January 2, 2005
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