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Head Tilter

An excessively long piss that results in you tilting your head back and staring at the ceiling in a sign of relief.
A man woke up and walked to his bathroom and had himself a head tilter.

Piss
Pee
Urine
by jarmason1 October 18, 2011
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paper toilet

when somebody has to shit bad but everyone is in the bathrooms so they get a piece of paper and shit on it
oh shit i gotta shit but everyones in the shitters. oh ima make a paper toilet
by kyle the pinger May 16, 2013
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man toilet

When a man is used as a toilet for another sexual partner male or female
by Lovesuscks123 May 13, 2014
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dick toilet

A girl who would fuck anyone or anything anytime no matter what.
That bitch ain't no slut shes a fucken dick toilet.
by boss_bo_boss June 6, 2014
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poo toilet

The preferred toilet used to take a shit
I use the toilet on the second level is my poo toilet because no one uses it and it's always available
by Futurethe January 15, 2015
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Tucker Toilet

noun.
A toilet that requires males to tuck their junk down into the bowl out of fear of urinating on or over the rim whilst dropping a deuce.

A Tucker Toilet is identifiable by either a very short bowl, from front to back, and/or if the Toilet Seat Bumpers are higher than average.
The short bowl will naturally bring the front rim closer to the tip of your dick. Often a sudden cold sensation of accidental contact is made, which is amongst the most horrifying things that can happen to a man in private. At least with a short bowl, this sensation can be taken as a warning against what could have happened.
When the seat has high bumpers, however, one can often find themselves pissing on top of the front edge of the bowl without warning, causing a Uriniagara Falls down the front of the toilet.. possibly soaking the back of your jeans.

Performing a Peter Tucker is necessary for these bathroom traps.
"Dude.. watch those public stalls. All are tucker toilets."
"I give this hotel a 2 star rating, only because of the Tucker Toilets. Do your Housecleaning staff a favour, and replace those toilets with something men can use! I aint cleaning up that mess!"
by Basque JRED October 17, 2015
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Teabagger toilet

A toilet with a water level so high when a guy sits down his testicles touch the water!
Jim was caught off guard when he sat down and his balls got wet, frigin Teabagger toilet!!
by tatsmec January 5, 2017
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