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Toilet bounce

When stall after stall is flooded or stopped up and you keep entering and exiting until you find a stall you can comfortably take a dump in.
"Well if the janitors would do their damn job I wouldn't have to toilet bounce."

"I'm an avid toilet bouncer. If there's even toilet paper on the floor in the stall it's on to the next one."
by Stall Life for Days September 26, 2013
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toilet dundee

When you take or snapshot a photo of your friend or family taking a shit. It is not a toilet dundee unless they think someone is breaking into the bathroom. Toilet dundee's have been around for centuries, as the mark of the beggining in dan yi's bathroom, contributing to shammings in college parties all around America.
DAMN, did u see carloses toilet dundee? He had a towel over him and he thought someone was breaking into the bathroom!
by dunghyung January 23, 2008
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skibidi toilet

the worst fucking word on the planet,straight from fucking hell,this is literally a fucking toilet with a head screaming out random words that people call a "meme" even though its not fucking funny,literally worse than the ohio meme because only 2 year old with no fucking braincells like it,has cringy characters in its series that people simp for,even people above 6 know its fucking cringe
2 year old with no braincells:abababsba

mom:awww look timmy is watching a video

dad:okay

2 year old with no braincells:skibidi bom bom bom yes yes skibi bombodi ni ni skibidi toilet sigma

dad:fuck this child im leaving
by ThisisACertifiedUDaccount October 31, 2023
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toilet turkey

I went to use the bath room after Thanksgiving dinner and someone left a big ol toilet turkey in the crapper!
by Tomayko Plumbing November 23, 2017
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Toilet Paper

The most important thing in times of a pandemic.
Toilet paper is nutritious and healthy for your brain!
by Merpish Man April 26, 2020
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toilet parfait

First you poop, then you wipe your butt, but then you suddenly realize you have to poop some more, and then you wipe your butt again. This may be repeated as many times as necessary. When you're done, the layers of poop and toilet paper resemble the layers of fruit and yogurt in a parfait.
Dude 1: Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
Dude 2: Sorry bud, I was making a toilet parfait.
by DarkBass July 23, 2012
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Toilet Pony

A dirty girl who likes to fornicate. She can be hot, but still disgusting.
That toilet pony asked me to terd on her when I beat it.
by D-Lyrix February 16, 2010
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