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redneck fairy-tales

Usually a tale that starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
Bruh, this redneck fairy-tales about... this shit about this gal with the hair...
by SwagLord,LordofalltheSwag April 20, 2015
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Booger Fairy

One who slurps or sucks the boogers out of their significant others nose.
My boyfriend is a booger fairy and i love it.
by ravensfan1 January 13, 2021
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Curb Fairies

Mysterious beings that remove items for possible repurpose from one’s curb the day before trash day.
Place that old coffee table out tonight. The curb fairies will snag it long before the trash man comes tomorrow.
by RouseMeNot February 22, 2022
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Highway fairy

A perticular individual, usually female, which can be found on busy streets and, for the proper payment, can fulfill all your wishes.
Synonyms: Street hooker, whore, prostitute
- Have you heard? Katy Perry shamed an American Idol contestant for having three children!
- Well, what would you expect from a highway fairy turned popstar?
by Zerberos666 April 11, 2023
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lump fairy

A Non imaginary being in human form, usually a member of the riot police who beat rioters with a baton or shoots them with rubber bullets or pepper balls, thus bestowing upon them a lump
I was storming the capital the other day and was visited by the lump fairy on my head, arms, and thighs.
by Stormfather January 7, 2021
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toaster fairy

When you're really baked and you pass out, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection that never quits.
"Too bad man, a toaster fairy is horrible."
by ToasterFairyEffect November 1, 2015
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fairy cake

by jacomago October 8, 2014
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