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grinding the beef

A masterbation technique used by accomplished women. Also a medical term for masterbating so much that the vaginal area becomes so deformed it looks like a plate of ground beef.
"Don't mind me, I'm just grinding the beef"
by BEEFGRINDER March 25, 2016
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Tandoori beef

When a man sticks his penis up a womans pussy when she's on her period. The penis becomes red from the blood like the color of Indian tandoori chicken.
I let a chick suck on my tandoori beef.
by Chupacabra97 May 15, 2011
mugGet the Tandoori beefmug.

Beef it up

After eating that Taco Bell, the bathroom is in trouble as I'm going to beef it up
by JC_1984 August 23, 2017
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beef sweats

When you've eaten so much meat, particularly beef, you begin to bloat and sweat. Some may choose to purge at this point, depending on the desert menu.
All that meatloaf gave me the beef sweats.
by Scuba Chick December 4, 2013
mugGet the beef sweatsmug.

Beef Tongs

Another name for the Labia sisters (Pussy Lips).
She's all beef tongs, so I sprained my tongue.
by nine9nine July 23, 2008
mugGet the Beef Tongsmug.

Australian beef

one of two non-beef-related products:

1) McDonald's meat patties

2) my Australian cock
by assbastard April 17, 2007
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Beef Wellington

A term that identifies a guy who is hot or good looking. Usually wears tight jeans, checkered shirts and band shirts. May have piercings, flesh tunnels and tattoos. Their hair should be fairly long with a fringe. It helps if they have a good music taste.
You are with a group of people and you're walking down the street. You spot a guy, that you think is looking good, so you state to your friends 'Beef Wellington!'.
by BicciIsSexy January 4, 2011
mugGet the Beef Wellingtonmug.

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