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wiki-wasting time

Wasting hours of time on Wikipedia by constantly reading more articles that link to other articles etc. Common practice of university and college students in the arts. To procrastinate on wikipedia.
-I was supposta be writing a research paper last night but i wiki-wasted too much time.

-I can't stop wiki-wasting time.
by EricT December 28, 2006
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Gentleman's Time

A man's private time spent masturbating. A term first used on the Showtime series "The United States of Tara".
I had blue balls after I didn't get laid last night, but I took some gentleman's time and felt much better.
by Jonny Read February 26, 2009
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Time of Day

An idiom that refers to a baseline level of respect or empathy for another person. To "give someone the time of day" means you acknowledge them, while "not giving someone the time of day" implies that you think you're better than the other person and wouldn't even let them know what time it was if they asked, let alone talk or associate with them.
John wanted to date Susan, but she wouldn't even give him the time of day.
by soapergem January 13, 2009
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Time-Rape

Time-Rape is the science fiction concept of time travel in which iron clad laws of physics dictate that any stop within the space-time continuum must be accompanied by a rape of a denizen of that time/locale by the time traveler.

This can be facilitated by the time traveler targeting times and places where women were considered little more than chattel and the penalties for what is now considered a violation were practically non-existent.

As it is a necessity of the structure of time travel, Time-Rape itself is generally not the specific goal of the traveler, though rogue individuals and groups do exist who hold it as their primary aim.

The consequences of not performing the Time-Rape are not fully understood, however, research has concluded that it is the psychological/spiritual equivalent of a kind of reverse Time-Rape where everyone alive in the visited time period not targeted by the errant traveler converges upon him to perform an eternity of rapes while the intended, and necessary, victim of the traveler presides in judgment.

Another hypothesized result suggests the bringing-forth of the Negrolocaust.
Holy shit, dude. Are you telling me you didn't perform the Time-Rape? You are so literally fucked - and if it causes the Negrolocaust, I'll never forgive you.
by ajaxax October 27, 2012
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boaby time

When a man, usually drunk gets naked and rubs his testies and boaby on an unsuspected victim
Rambo : Oh skull wit times it?
Skull : Um......Its 5'oc....
Rambo : NAW BOABY TIME *jumps on skull and rubs balls and penis on his head*
Skull : Oh Noez, Boaby timed.
by Raymond Ramsay December 29, 2007
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cutoff time

The period of time after a set time at which it is no longer socially acceptable to call someone. Usually around 9-10 o'clock. Only to be violated in periods of extreme urgency. Originally coined by Larry David on, "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
Person 1: Oh shit, I forget to tell my friend that he has to meet me at noon tomorrow.

Person 2: Too late now, it's past the cutoff time.
by Specialnator July 23, 2010
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one time at band camp

One of the funniest movie lines ever; people use it for everything now. Originally from the sex-crazed movie "American Pie," one of the best movies ever!
There was this one time at band camp, I had to kis a girl who played the trombone, so you can just imagine that...
by Saturn's Problem Child May 13, 2008
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