shit rag drunk

when you get so drunk that you wipe your ass on the shower curtain or towel instead of on toilet paper.

John: who wiped there ass on the shower curtain?
Andrew: it was probably Zach he was shit rag drunk last night.

by Attcus July 7, 2012

Wet rag at a waterfall

Completely pointless

Mike: "Jimmy is so useless, it's like throwing a wet rag at a waterfall!"
Bob: "DUDE!! I know! Total ragging."

by jasminedanielle April 16, 2014

ottawa jizz rag

1. Any cloth article that has been saturated with jizz and worn for a prolonged period of time to the point that the fibers have been broken down and holes are now present. This item is usually a serious risk of infection to the wearer and others who come into contact with it.

2. A Snuggy.

Karl has been in quarantine for two weeks. He's not sick but, if he keeps wearing that Ottawa jizz rag, he will be.

by The Cap N' August 10, 2020

Rochester Cunt Rag

The literal sex-term, if you will, translates to ejaculating onto a towel (preferably one used to polish an American car) and wiping a girls vagina with it.

I just gave my a Rochester Cunt Rag last night, and now she needs an abortion.

by M&K Definintions February 18, 2011

cunt rag

undergarment see underwear

i forgot to wear my cunt rag

by veryspecialperson December 28, 2005

Ragged ass daddy

A much older guy who is usually on drugs has no job and nothing to offer that young girls find irresistible.

You knew I was just a ragged ass daddy when we started dating

by Dirtyborough October 6, 2016

Dipped a rag on a brother

The term for describing when you recieve a $20 tip from a costumer. ie: Valet, Bellman, Golf Attendant.

A valet telling a coworker "That guy that pulled up in the BMW just dipped a rag on a brother!"

by Ed Luva "From around the way" October 1, 2012