apple day

To wakeup so hungover in albany that when you see a congregation of pumpkin fuckers bobbing for apples under a tree on a rainy sunday dusk, your first thought isnt that its earthday or labor day or whatever the fuck holiday people decide to worship trees and apples. Instead you scream out in a loud mickey mouse type tone "happy apple day" to every person you see on the way back to your room/wendy's.

I almost flabbergasted when i found out it was appleday... happy apple day, happy apple day, happy apple day...

by casedilla2 March 15, 2010

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fb-day

The day that your birthday shows up on all of your friends news feeds on Facebook. Also the day after you update your profile picture, information, quotes, likes and interests. The one day of the year that all your facebook friends you never talk to creep on your facebook to see if their life is better then yours.

Justin: You remember Hilary from school?

Brendan: Yeah, its her fb-day today.

Justin: Shes gaining some weight.

Brendan: Her boyfriend has a chin strap.

Justin: Well asleast she listens to the avett brothers

Brendan: I love hipsters

by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS March 11, 2011

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daddy day

on November 5 it's call your boyfriend daddy day

girlfriend: yeah baby you know what today is

boyfriend: no what is it today?
girlfriend: daddy day i can tell you daddy all day long

by wolf06 November 01, 2020

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Patty's Day

What dumb Americans call March 17th, thinking it is the abbreviation for St. Patrick's Day. The correct abbreviation is Paddy, as the name comes from the Gaelic 'Padraig'.

Dude look they dyed the river green for Patty's Day. Did you know I'm Irish? Yeah my grandfather once went there on holiday so I'm totally Irish. Happy Patty's Day!

by stillundersiege March 18, 2016

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Drug day

When you and a friend or not friend been going for almost half a month lack of sleep, food and vitamins you just need the day off to try get you brain realigned.

I'm such a cry baby I need the drug day I'm to soft

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 06, 2019

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