A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.
"Cornelius is a Closet Bandito! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to listen to Uglyhead. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms & dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023
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Gay A - Where is this sweatie, that Paul?
Gay B - He moved to Atlanta yesterday.
Gay A - Like this?
Gay B - Well, he made a return to the closet.
GAY A -OMG that horrrrribleeeee!!!
Gay B - He moved to Atlanta yesterday.
Gay A - Like this?
Gay B - Well, he made a return to the closet.
GAY A -OMG that horrrrribleeeee!!!
by AlbaricoqueBCDE December 8, 2013
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A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.
by Mr freeze September 27, 2017
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by Dragondaddy December 10, 2021
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by Shts&Giggles May 3, 2025
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