Austin Speckmann

The act of being a derp-face

Austin Speckmann has the same IQ as Sam Wigton.

by Kgbutts October 13, 2011

Austinism

Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.

That poor boy, he must have austinism.

by Katfartsalot May 12, 2024

Austin Sween

Built like Shakira. Click clacking them toes. His hair lookes like baked beans. Needs Cheezits while watching Netflix.

Austin Sween - Does Math IXL
Also Austin Sween - Cries 2 minutes later because hes freaking out about Math IXL

by Creekhead November 15, 2019

Austin

Slong dong sucking fag who wears Trans clothes at the shopping mart with a cucumber in his ass while beating his dick

Austin stole my cucumber put it in his ass and beat his dick

by Bigg R.P. January 29, 2024

Austin

Only eats Mac and cheese

Yeah that’s Austin, he only eats Mac and cheese.

by RobertHillthe2nd May 13, 2025

rachel faith austin

Noun. Someone that over produces belly button lint.

Don't be a Rachel faith austin and clean out your belly button kids.

by Bob don April 3, 2017

Austin Jones

A man with a monster cock that makes women wet before even getting in bed.

My girl saw Austin Jones and she was wetter than the water

by cockman2 April 29, 2024