She who must not be named

An ex's name so vile and foul that saying the name conjures an evil so dark and black that the sun is blotted from the sky and it rains blood for a full week. By uttering her demonic handle your tongue splits in two and rots from your mouth then you instantly hear all of humanity cry out with sorrow. Babies, children and small animals die once they hear her heinous name. El Diablo trembles at the smallest whisper of this being’s moniker. This foul being casts no shadow. You are warned, never mention that sick cruel name.

"Hey dude what ever happened to your ex (wife or girlfriend)? Wasn't her name..."

"STFU! Never mention 'she who must not be named' I'd like to keep my sanity for a little while longer, thank you."

by CERT May 7, 2014

she got me dumb

When her booty so big it just makes you dumb

Bro that girl over there, she got me dumb

by PORTERC02 November 23, 2017

all the things she said

all the things she said

all the things she said
running through my head
running through my head
running through my head
all the things she said
all the things she said

by a weem a we a weem a we eeeeee August 6, 2023

She's my biggest fan

A biggest fan is someone who sits behind a computer screen dedicating basically their entire teenage years to their idol. They vote their asses off until their fingers are hurting in the hopes that they win every award under the sun and cry waterfalls every time they tweet, regardless of whether it was a reply to them or not. A biggest fan is not some rich bitch who has the money to meet their idol seven times.

She's my biggest fan because she dedicates almost every hour of every day to me

by Fandom Princess October 28, 2014

she let me hit

when a big booty hoe let you get up in dat wett wett

when i went to bonqueque house she let me hit dat coochie

by dat beez why yo momma dead February 23, 2023

danger she smashed the homie

When you find out the girl your currently dating had sex with a good friend of yours in her past.

Mike: man whats wrong John: man brandy totally pulled a "danger she smashed the homie" on me.

by Danny beeh January 31, 2010

oh babe, she's not well

A phrase used largely by the gay community of Liverpool as a way of ascertaining the extent of a person's intoxication by either alcohol or drugs. Most commonly the latter. The 'she' refers to oneself in the third person. 'She' is used whether the subject is male or female.

"How are you doing? You look pretty wasted."

"Oh babe, she's not well!"

by Gazbags January 21, 2010