one day

A euphemistic way of saying never.

My boyfriend keeps asking for anal sex. I tell him I'll let him put it in my butt one day, but we both know it's never gonna happen.

by Not Getting In My Butt September 24, 2009

those ones

A redundant way for uneducated people to say "those."

Your friend: "Do you like those ones?"
You: "Yeah, _those_ are nice."

by jcwla January 16, 2008

bend one in

(v) to shag a girl in a semi-non-romantic moment

"How did it go with the bird from the chip shop last night?"
"Great - she paid for the pizza, and back at her place I managed to bend one in."

by GimpBoy April 13, 2006

the hot one

a teacher so hot that you dont even know her name you just know her by the hot one.

guy 1: dude have you seen ms lopez she looks hot today!!

guy 2: who?

guy 1: ms lopez, you know the hot one.

guy 2: oo yea she does look good.

by bone_630 June 01, 2009

up-ons

Up on; completely on top of in a metaphorical sense

"Da ladies will be all up-ons!"

by Ram-Dawg June 24, 2004

One Direction

A boy band in this year's (2010) X-Factor, put together by Simon Cowell. It consists of Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan. Each of them have their own dedicated fan groups who often argue about which band member is the best. Hugely popular with teenage girls across Britain, they are like the second-coming of JLS but generally better looking and younger.

An infaturation with this band is termed 'One Direction Infection'.

Leila: Who are you voting for tthis Saturday on X-Factor?

Francesca: One Direction of course! ZOMG I love Liam Payne sooo much!

Leila: no, Harry Styles is definitely the best.

*random third girl*: no way, Zayn Malik is the one for me *swoons*.

by Cuppa Tea? October 22, 2010

kenny one

a night full filled of ketamine use usually on your own in your bedroom

yo we havin a kenny one tonight

fuck me heavy kenny one last night still in a hole

by bibby1993 December 15, 2021