nap hit

When you wake up from a nap very satisfied, relaxed, and energized; requires the nap to be at least 2-3 hours.

Bruh my nap just hit, Ima go donate to the Nap Hit Foundation

by BigDexter November 21, 2017

Two sandwiches and a nap

What happens just before you decide to get clean and sober.

Dude you are spun the fuck out. Eat a Two sandwiches and a nap. Then you should think about going to rehab.

by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022

Nurse nap

The act of sleeping whenever time is available due to altered sleep patterns from shift work. The period of sleep immediately following an overnight shift. Generally not a particularly restful sleep.

Mom just got home from work so make sure not to disturb her nurse nap.

by Alixkay88 May 1, 2014

Giggle nap

(Noun) The need to rest after an extreme bout of laughter.

I need a giggle nap after watching Mr. Bean.

by PinkPeacock23 December 19, 2017

Nap Fishing

Similar to cat fishing. When someone on their dating profile doesn’t tell you something like they have narcolepsy.

Man: “ I am a victim of a professional nap fisher. I caught her on the first date asleep in her food. And I realized she had narcolepsy and hadn’t disclosed that to me. Low and behold, a nap fishing traumatic event. “

by Borracha Grace October 2, 2021

power nap x

A very active power nap, that requires 2 participants, usually of opposite genders, where the female participant is usually passed out from exhaustion from ontercourse

She is barely alive, after the power nap x in the morning, she was working all night.

by SlapInTheJowels November 22, 2019

Hammer Nap

instead of taking an actual shower and nap like you had told your friends you were doing, you take a quick shower and jack off for 20 mins, then go back out drinking.

Also know as a Doug.R. Nap

Dug: "I need to get rid of this hangover. Guys, I think i'm gonna go home and take a nap and a shower..."
...
Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."

by SuperBeagle August 27, 2013