Captain Muff Berries

A person who likes to eat muff berries drenched in cum

I ate captain muff berries for breakfast and they were delicious!!

by Pookiey January 12, 2011

Muff cabbage Mommy

A women who does not know how to properly order a screen protector and makes her child do it for her. once realizing the name on the package the screen protector comes in says muffcabage mommy, her child loses all internet privileges for good.

The Muff cabbage Mommy was upset when she realized her muff was very cabbage like.

by silent bob! October 25, 2018

muff cabbage

it is a small penisesk growth protruding from a woman's vagina.

you have cabbage in your muff

by Damien Cockburn October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage

A person who is so dumb/toolish/homosexual you can find no other word to describe them.

Derek: That Ryan J. kid look at him hes such a... a.... Muff Cabbage

Mike: Well put, i don't think there is any other word

by jivestturkey August 25, 2011

muff monopoly

MUFF MONOPOLY: when a man takes viagra and goes out and fucks as many whores in one night as possible. The price of the whore depends on the area in which they are found, a high priced area or a shithole. many sexual acts are allowed in muff monopoly, for the males pleasure and the whores agony. killing the whores after is allowed and 1 whore may be counted as 2 if the kill is gruesome enough. example: something very sick such as making an incision in the stomach and then using his erection; stab inside the whole until the whore dies.

a man goes out and has sexual intercourse withwhores, as many as possible= muff monopoly. he then may want to alaskan pipeline her or give her a strawberry cheesecake. whoever scores with the most whores in one night session wins.

by bumbutcher January 18, 2010

beer muffs

When you have so much beer that you don't mind the muff (i.e. a little seasoning goes a long way!)

Dude, did you see that guy who drank the whole kegger, he'll have beer muffs later on tonight!

Enough beer and you'll be diving like Jacques Cousteau!

by ArtofAwesome April 12, 2008

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

"You got cabbage in yo muff, muff cabbage!" - Kyle in South Park

by V The Situation October 17, 2010