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marios

marios is a really nice person that can fuck every girl in this planet.

Every time he goes outside every girl goes to him like a magnet and starts licking his dick.

He’s triaxial DICK can go at least 4 women at the same time
ex. yesterday marios was at her friend for movie&pizza, BUT at the end he end up fucking her, and her mom
by multidickman November 20, 2021
mugGet the mariosmug.

mario simp

chris is rly a mario simp lol
yeah i know right
by iluveatingfartz2943 March 1, 2022
mugGet the mario simpmug.

Mario Karted

when you're playing Mario Kart and you're in 1st and then you get hit by a ton of red, green and blue shells, bananas, stars and bullet bills (bullet bill william) and then you go into 12th (last place). WHY CPU'S AND PLAYERS!!!!11!
GRRRRRRRR UYGBYFGSDHKGAHYGD I GOT MARIO KARTED AND |NOW I"M IN LAST FGSYDHJGSCHJXGUYAJHGCYXGHDHCSDHUSZFDEDedrftvgbhnfdeftgjhIUDFHGCHVNKSJERHFCXKVHYGBSDKUJFHVDCIXKUHkuhikfHJFIKhdjfiSKHGsir7yih
by Levcreater9909 April 13, 2023
mugGet the Mario Kartedmug.

Marios Balls

marios balls smell of cheese pizza and pasta. they are extremely massive like a godzilas willy.
Wario: Hey Waluigi! Look At Marios Balls!
Waluigi: what the fuck wario. your a fucking pervert.
by CharlieBubbz April 30, 2022
mugGet the Marios Ballsmug.

Marios

Marios is usually a blonde, sexy mothafuka, who is an athletic BEAST and women fucking love him. He'll also beat your ass if u make him mad
John: look! Its marios, dont provoke him or he will beat our ass
by xenojohn February 12, 2021
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mario carpino

A true Sicilian. Probably wears track pants all day and could be behind 9/11.
Welcome to the family, you are now an honourary Mario Carpino. 🤌
by Stfuchristopher September 17, 2021
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Mario

Mario doesn't like to play with his friends
by Large dick wigger April 9, 2019
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