goat loads

heaps, alot of. more than sh#t loads. cooler than boat loads. can also refer to cost

wow! thats goat loads!
- or -
That cost me goat loads.

by KingpinNZ October 13, 2008

Ugly Goat

When you do "the Goat" as in the movie "Waiting" and the girl sucks you off from behind. A way to improve this is to fart and/or doo doo upon her face.

Julia was doing the Ugly Goat to Justin until he improved the situation.

by Julia Gulia foolia December 9, 2008

goat lick

Someone who likes to lick out goats

Hey Andy you goat lick!

by goat22 January 15, 2008

brown goat

when a girl is wearing pig tails and you grab her hair like goat horns, and ride her like you are riding a goat... and rub your ass on her...

I gave that chick a brown goat last night

by ottiecow April 11, 2010

Goat Rodeo

The desire to organize a procession or event that involves a large group of people coming together to socialize, but it becomes extremely discombobulated and chaotic due to differing personalities and ideas.

Being with our friends and their kids on vacation was like one big goat rodeo!

by idonththinkso September 11, 2011

fainting goat

This is the art of making a girl pass out during sex. By having rough intercource and then screaming as loud as you can at the point of orgasm will cause her to faint.

After an hour of raunchy sex john performed the fainting goat causing julie to sleep through the night.

by Andrew April 18, 2005

goat sucker

A person who habitually is active late at night

"You are such a goat sucker for working 'till morning comes.

by squitten June 5, 2008