by MrTrueFox March 4, 2022
Get the Edward Campmug. by xdr5t3evq3q October 29, 2023
Get the king edwardmug. An Edward is everyone's type. He's handsome, strong, funny, sexy and very occasionally sensitive... Like.. once a year. If an Edward crosses your path and you're so fortunate as to keep him, you can be certain that you are a bad ass. Edwards don't settle on average. They don't have to and they know it so if you've landed yourself an Edward hold on with both hands and make sure he knows he made the right choice. An Edward is a gift.
Is.. is that, is Edward looking at me? It's impossible, no Edward has ever. I'd do anything for an Edward to notice me.
by RebelHunter -because I said so January 29, 2021
Get the Edwardmug. A handsome, Rugged man who enjoys a good cup of PG Tips.
Also known for his awesome robot dance moves.
Also known for his awesome robot dance moves.
"Isn't that Edward Tissington a sight for sore eyes!"
by KR18191 August 17, 2012
Get the Edward Tissingtonmug. i love you from here to the end of the universe and back again,
to infinity and beyond,
always,
and forever
be famous my love™️
to infinity and beyond,
always,
and forever
be famous my love™️
by Tigress Evergreen💚 June 3, 2022
Get the Edward Connollymug. Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.
New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?
Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess
Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess
by Zayasexymfxoxo January 9, 2018
Get the Xavier Valentino Edwardsmug. Edward is a twat.
He has a 0.5cm penis.
He is shorter than the dwarf down the road and he is the dumbest person you will ever neet
He has a 0.5cm penis.
He is shorter than the dwarf down the road and he is the dumbest person you will ever neet
by J0nes69 June 14, 2020
Get the Edwardmug.