david basil

David basil is a accomplished piano player famous for the meme "we tried but we can't fix it". David basil requires a in depth knowledge of pianoforte tuning skills when he smashed the piano into a trampoline.

Hey he's pulling a David basil on us catch him

by Oldie book April 4, 2017

David Fenton

David is a teacher that is obsessed with JoJo Siwa and Star Wars. He throws candy at his favourite students and then we fight over the candy.

David Fenton is the best teacher EVER

by GabbieStan21 November 29, 2018

David Opper

1.Theater god that doesn't give you a direct answer. He instead gives you a bunch of riddles.

2. A Jewish Playa that sneaks in the back of formal events.

3. Someone that makes the Captain Lou Albano beard look good with a ponytail.

My stagecraft teacher totally just David Oppered me.

by Tabooman April 5, 2010

David Boot

Informally known as a unit of measurement.

The measurement is about 10 to 12 inches (254mm to 304.8mm) no one really knows.

Commonly used in alcohol induced mechanics.

The radius of that tire looks to be about three David Boot.

by DrunkenDefinitions December 17, 2019

Pulling a David

When your entire group has an assignment to finish and you either don't show up at all or you slack off and look at ATAR scores the whole double period.

"Come on Ricky, don't pull a David. Do some work!"

"You're never going to pass if you keep Pulling a David!"

by davidlaff May 2, 2019

david beckham

The "Anna Kournikova" of football.

Man! Teenage girls are bigger fans of David Beckham than the people who actually follow football!

by scrEEmur January 7, 2004

david taylor

A plumbing apprentice on his 8th year. Stubborn and argumentative about every situation. Known for his passion on nutrition and projects that never get completed. Spends a lot of money on worthless shit.

Dude! You should have just bought a new log splitter, you're totally being a David Taylor!

by Dirtisgold December 5, 2017