Cowboy Unit

Typically used to describe a dirty ol' redneck that aspires to be as monumentally stout as an Absolute Unit. Wears Ariat boots with faded blue jeans. Wears hats as often as possible. Probably to cover his bald spot.

Damn y'all look at Bradley walking down the hall like a Cowboy Unit. That guy is a poser -- he's no Absolute Unit!

by absoluteunit9000 October 15, 2018

Dallas cowboys

Imagine a pile of shit, and that pile of shit takes a shit, and eats THAT pile of shit and it throws up, and the THROWUP takes a shit and has sex with that shit, and they have a baby who eats another pile of shit, and then takes another shit.

“You see that really big pile of shit?”
“You mean the Dallas Cowboys?”
“Oh sorry yeah”

by bobmarley0021 October 21, 2018

Cowboy Clogs

Those dam suede high heel boot things that Chelsea's wear

DAAMM Chelsea back at it again with dem Cowboy Clogs

by Big Daddy Walrus October 26, 2018

Water Cowboy

One who is constantly on the water or wishes they were

You're just a real Water Cowboy

by Orange Crush July 11, 2017

Mighty cowboy

A party move in which one eats a meal from mighty taco in the bar “the cowboy”. Only accessible for those who’ve had yager bombs on a Saturday night.

Damn, Mark is doing the mighty cowboy tonight. He’s got a super mighty with extra cheese in his pocket.

by Sarsar December 16, 2018

crystal cowboy

A man who exchanges sex for crystal meth

That's the finest crystal cowboy this side of the Mississippi, I'll tell you what

by The big phink January 12, 2019

White collar cowboys

The best heken band ever

-Yo doggy did you cop the dirty mountain cd by the white collar cowboys?
-yeah doggy’s it’s amazig

by Big daddy Dave June 12, 2018