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canada's history

An ungodly act requiring a living bull moose, three ski-doos, 16 meters of sinew, a couple of beaver placentas, 4 tonnes of maple syrup, 17 willing people (gender non-specific) and 1200 tim horton's doughnuts (must have holes). This act is a communal sexual celebration of Canadian culture that takes place during parliamentary prorogation so that the overlord may spawn a new generation of conservative minions. This highly secret ceremony is presided over by the great Canadian overlord Stephano P. Harperissimo (known to non-Canadians as Stephen Harper). Only one non-Canadian has ever been known to participate in this ceremony, the notorious American human-catfish named Stephen Colbert, and this was only because the great overlord Harperissimo's nonbrained minions mistook Stephen for their overlord the great Stephano. It is said that Stephen spawned a new generation of super-conservative human-fish-Canadian hybrid foot soldiers who now roam the earth spreading maple syrup, dweebiness, and conflicted views on healthcare throughout the globe.
This year there is no parliament until after the Olympics because Harper is conducting a session of "Canada's History".
by JennyKitKatKingKong February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

The sexual act of putting your hockey stick in a girl's beaver and then letting your maple syrup go all over her as you scream out "eh!"
I performed Canada's History last night, it was awesome...eh.
by Public_Emery February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

A depraved sexual act which includes the use of antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
The hardest part of Canada's History is fitting it all in there.
by jwb330 February 4, 2010
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Canada's history

Something so void of actual events that it tricks new history majors into thinking Canada is a new country.
"I'm supposed to write a paper about Canada's history"
"How long does it have to be?"
"Half a page."
"Thats ridiculous, you'll never do that!"
by Uhly February 4, 2010
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canada's history

a sexual act involving skullfucking your partner after tarring and feathering them with goose down
i just saw stephen colbert get screwed--in the style of canada's history
by chewiepoof February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Canada's gift to the world, involves utilizing all traditional Canadian icons in a sexual act.
Did you bring the syrup? Taylor already brought her moose antlers and Clark is on his way with the Stanley Cup. It's Canada's History this month, remember?
by Door4mat. February 5, 2010
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canada's history

when a man and a women put moose antlers up there ass, while chugging maple syrup, while doing somersaults over the stanley cup, with out being disconnected from the bitch
"What did you do with Patty last night?"

"Well we go to know Canada's History...if ya know what i mean..."

"Awwww yeahhhhh"
by deemurrrray February 4, 2010
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