ass balance

When to many overweight individuals take the same flight, the flight crew must split the larger individuals evenly on both sides of the aircraft.

Flight attendant 1 - "Why are we flying sideways?"
Flight attendant 2 - "Time to complete an ass balance"

Nate - "How is the ass balance going?"
Ed - "Ass Balance?"
Nate "*Mass"

by Slarge January 13, 2012

arrogant ass

One whos ass is the source of their self-confidence and claims their upbringing is the source their of their "superiority"

"I am superior due to my reading of Shakespeare as a child"

"You're an arrogant ass"

by Common Critic October 28, 2013

ass ratchet

A jerk

"Her ass-ratchet of a boyfriend stole her car and ran off with her best friend!"

by Sarabellum1976 September 4, 2003

Ass Bandit

One who sticks his choo choo in the rear tunnel. Going up the hershey highway.

I missed the pussy and became an ass bandit.

by Dave F December 11, 2003

ass to grass

Doing full range squats and beyond, meaning when you squat you go a below parallel.

matt: you squatting today?
james: yup
matt: ass to grass or 2 inch rom?
james: below parallel! lol

by martylolwut July 19, 2009

shit-ass

A term describing an individual who engages in activity with no regard for others' opinions or possible (perhaps even fatal) consequences. The activity often inconveniences others from a mid-to extremely high degree. The person engaging in the activity in question is usually, but not always consciously aware of his or her shit-assy doing(s).

Pat knowingly used the rest of the toilet paper in the bathroom and did not replace the roll. About an hour later, Roger sat down for a defecation, only to realize the bathroom was void of TP. He was forced to waddle down the hallway and retrieve more. In this example, Pat exhibits behavior of a mid-level shit-ass.

by radiCLE citizen May 15, 2014

kill ass

An updated version of "kick ass".

That new Lawrence Arms disc is kill ass!

by JS12 September 14, 2008