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angry troll

the act of letting your toe nails grow without grooming for several weeks (approxamately 6) and partially through a sexual act,your female counterpart is bent over. in her anticipation of the insertion she is distracted, giving enough time for a full drawback of the leg. the foot is thrown forward in a kicking motion and with the assistance off the elongated toenails the foot is inserted in the anus.
"I bet her ass really hurts, I delivered the angry troll last night."
by M. Bridget December 20, 2007
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angry ventriloquist

a way of payback for the angry fetus, a trick where your girl believes you are giving her great oral sex, but out of nowhere pierce a pair of scissors into her vagina and forcefully open the blades. once the vagina looks like a mouth, proceed to move the flaps up and down, speaking in different voices as if it where talking to you.
"i was sick and tired of having crappy convosations with that girl, so i performed the angry ventriloquist on her and had a convosation with her cunt instead"
by Danny Panic November 28, 2007
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Angry Walrus

A sexual act where a party will wait nearby a couple about to engage in sexual intercourse. Right before the two are about to have sex the third party runs in and beats him/her to the act, having sex with one or both members of the pair before making a clean escape.
"Angry Walrus "
Example 1:
Person 1- "I think Alex and Pete are going to have sex tonight."
Person 2- "I'm going to give Jan the Angry Walrus... She's never gunna know what hit her."
Person 1- "Pete's gunna be so pissed!"

Example 2:
Person 1- "Dude! Some asshole just ran in here and made love to my girlfriend before I even got the chance to!"
Person 2- "Where is the guy now?"
Person 1- "I don't know, he ran off before I could catch him."
Person 2- "BRO!! YOU JUST GOT ANGRY WALRUSED!!!!!!"
by Splinter226 March 2, 2009
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Angry Squirrel

Do this with your partner’s back pressed against the base of a tree. During vaginal sex, inconspicuously feed your partner peanuts until you ejaculate. When you do, pinch their tits, then quickly and powerfully shove a feather duster up your partners ass. (Brush side out) They should try to scramble up the tree while making a noise that resembles an angry squirrel.
She had scars on her back from when I gave her an angry squirrel.
by ThatsNotVeryNice January 15, 2020
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angry ghostbusters

While two guys are giving the same ugly girl a simultaneous facial, they first cover her with snot rockets before blasting her with their plasma!
What do the angry ghostbusters say?

"Dude! You crossed the streams!!! DAMN IT EGON!!! How many times do I have to tell your autistic ass?!? You never cross the stream!!!"
by Too tall May 26, 2014
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Angry Genie

An Alpha male or female transformation in response to a beta cuckold acting out of line.
Libby threw a tantrum breaking things when attention wasn't paid to him encouraging correction by an Angry Genie.
by MaCaulkin August 22, 2017
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angry hornet

a fisting move done by first clenching both hands and intertwining your fingers. then, upon entering an orifice, you extend all fingers at once while keeping your hands together.
Ouch! Not the angry hornet again!
by angreen hornet November 14, 2011
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