the combination of your current age and the ages of your living children. This is based on the fact that many biblical characters lived to absurdly large ages, and begat tremendous numbers of children. People often say having children ages one prematurely; this is an way to quantify this.
by E. Thomas Ologist January 28, 2025
Get the biblical agemug. Probably one of the absolute worst movies ever made. Of course Disney had to fuck up another perfectly good film franchise, just like they did to Star Wars and many more.
by Gopher7923 March 19, 2024
Get the Ice Age Adventures of Buck Wildmug. I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Borough Of Manhattan Community College At Age 18
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Borough Of Manhattan Community College At Age 18
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025
Get the I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Borough Of Manhattan Community College At Age 18mug. New-age scene girls a just like your traditional, mid 2000s scene girl, but "toned down" a little. They don't wear tutus meant for toddlers playing dress up or have hair looking like two rats had sex in, but they still like electronic rock music (not Blood On The Dance Floor though, Dahvie Vanity got his ass exposed) and emo-ish clothing.
by Graystripe November 21, 2016
Get the new-age scene girlmug. Covering yourself and your lover up with blankets that have holes in them by your genitals. Then one of you must tackle the other down the stairs or off the bed. Then you have to try to insert your penis into her hole. If you get it in before two minuets, your lover has to throat fuck you and say "what a lovely tea party".
by Thejerseydirtbag May 1, 2015
Get the Dark Agingmug. A Street Nigga Out Tha Northwest. Known For Trickin Bitches Into Making Him Cash On Only Fans. Makes Bando Tunes.
Person 1: “I heard that nigga $lomo$age made a new song”
Person 2: “Ofc His shit so hard, that’s that bando music”
Person 1: “Fr”
Person 2: “Ofc His shit so hard, that’s that bando music”
Person 1: “Fr”
by 203Rastaman January 4, 2021
Get the $lomo$agemug. by IloveCriminalMinds07 October 19, 2024
Get the Aging like fine winemug.